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Redditors Wife

I ask him if he wants to have kids Says his trophy case is full

I ask him if he wants to have kids Says his trophy case is full Redditors Wife
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Wants to go to bed Only if you read 50 shades of grey

Wants to go to bed Only if you read 50 shades of grey Redditors Wife
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I told him a joke I heard at work "Oh my dog tart was joseph"

I told him a joke I heard at work
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I asked him to help get our daughter ready for school he told me to get the vacuum cleaner

I asked him to help get our daughter ready for school he told me to get the vacuum cleaner Redditors Wife
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I said I wanted a vacation He said we should just buy a Volvo

I said I wanted a vacation He said we should just buy a Volvo Redditors Wife
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I asked him what he was doing with my sweatshirt He said he wanted scrambled eggs.

I asked him what he was doing with my sweatshirt He said he wanted scrambled eggs. Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have sex He told me to find a girl who isn't on birth control, so we could have a threesome.

I asked him to have sex He told me to find a girl who isn't on birth control, so we could have a threesome. Redditors Wife
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Caught him staring at boobs "I'm helping her self-esteem"

Caught him staring at boobs
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She asked when I was coming to bed "Not sure. Australia seems to be running late tonight."

She asked when I was coming to bed
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i asked him who else would be online this time of night he said "Not now, the Australians are waking up"

i asked him who else would be online this time of night he said
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